Daily Dad Jokes

2445 Episodes

1. I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/17/2025
2. [No Laughter Version] I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/17/2025
3. [No Laughter Version] National Ice Cream Day! You scream, I scream, we all scream for... dad jokes! 16 July 2025

   Published: 7/16/2025
4. National Ice Cream Day! You scream, I scream, we all scream for... dad jokes! 16 July 2025

   Published: 7/16/2025
5. When I stopped painting for a while, I found that my works had transformed from landscapes into portraits of a female film icon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/16/2025
6. [No Laughter Version] When I stopped painting for a while, I found that my works had transformed from landscapes into portraits of a female film icon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/16/2025
7. I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/15/2025
8. [No Laughter Version] I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/15/2025
9. [No Laughter Version] I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 7/14/2025
10. I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/14/2025
11. [No Laughter Version] I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/13/2025
12. I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/13/2025
13. My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/12/2025
14. [No Laughter Version] My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/12/2025
15. [No Laughter Version] Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

    Published: 7/11/2025
16. Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

    Published: 7/11/2025
17. Did you hear Madonna’s new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/10/2025
18. [No Laughter Version] Did you hear Madonna’s new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/10/2025
19. A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/10/2025
20. [No Laughter Version] A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 7/10/2025